, photographed with her face bandaged, disquieting, post plastic surgery, to Lara Stone, topless in the middle of a square in Paris, then to Karen Elson, a model favored by John Galliano, portrayed in a tight little black dress, but tied up like a little roast with the silken cords of...

I'm one of those people who loves scarves, but when it comes to wearing them I honestly don't know how. Luckily, inspiration can always help and especially street style. Added to that a couple of videos won't hurt, right? Some people consider scarfs as accessories but I consider them as...

Lady Gaga wears clear plastic pants. Photo: Getty Images Oh, is it warm out there, Lady Gaga? Are you, perhaps, in need of a fan? Would you possibly be less toasty if you weren't wearing, say, shower curtains? Ok. Yes. They may not be fash-shower curtains (and we might not have even thought...

Who: Teen actress Emma Roberts Where: at the Moet British Independent Film Awards at the Old Billingsgate Market, London Wearing: A grey skeleton leaf print pleated maxi dress from Topshop teamed with a striking Miu Miu metal flower necklace and clutch Buy Her Style: This gorgeous dress...

Done wrong and you'll look like Maria von Trapp's knocked together some seasonal staples for you from your nan's old curtains. We're talking florals, of course – one of the most notoriously tricky trends for a man to pull off with confidence. But fear not, our intrepid flower-loving...

However, there is something even more mysterious to this issue than the persistent fear of being mistaken for a bisexual Serbian cruise-ship croupier: American dudes are driven by a Wizard of Oz–like desire to "curtain off" their genitals. They are impelled to gird up their loins with yards...

In the white room with black curtains near the station. Black-roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings. Silver horses run down moonbeams in your dark eyes. Dawn-light smiles on you leaving, my contentment. - from White Room by Cream (on Wheels of Fire, 1968) For whatever reason,...

McMenamy opened wearing a black wool pant-suit threaded in real gold pinstripes and 24-carat gold epaulets. It was almost wondrous, save for the dastard cuffs that threatened to malign every look thereafter. Donatella Versace took her bow at curtain call wearing a near replica of that same...

Iggy Azalea, on the other hand, took a less-is-more approach to her Wild Jam curtain skirt. Wearing a two-piece ensemble with a high-neck, cut-out top, Iggy's costume was covered in a black paisley print. TBH, the skirt kind of looked like an afterthought to the rest of the outfit. It was...

Okay, hypothetically let's forget and forgive the rotund, curtain cloth wearing mothers who believe in squeezing out every inch of the toothpaste tube and using oil till the last drop is out from the bottle. But what is highly unforgivable is when you see a well turned out bride, looking all...

 

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