Snap thunk went the first trap, I gingerly opened the cupboard door peered in using peripheral vison only, spotted a puce tail, slammed it shut and thought, what next? And so the gauntlet of power was born. I have been unable to wrestle the mouse's cold rigid body from the trap, so DIY...

right right must pull myself together, Friday Musings are not just about unravelling in public. Meet the B &P bride Mr & Mrs Bird have moved into the des res below Mother Nature has been roaring in my back garden this week, it has been such a long time since I have felt so exhilarated and...

We're having a bit of a do here next month, I love the Fox Linton designed interior, the lemon and silver grey seating areas are perfect for a spot of social flirtation, badinage and persiflage. I don't have any need or desire to buy anything new, instead I am taking my lead from Mary...

It may be winter outside but in my heart it's spring, well no; but there has been more slushy snow so I have taken to the colours of the rainbow to lift my spirits like a desperate alcoholic to a tall glass of milk and nail polish remover with ice. I have been eating more than my fair...

Swish! You thought that was D'Artagnan above didn't you? Now that I see this outfit headless I'm thinking that I should have carried my epee and tied my hair back in a well oiled ponytail fastened with a black velvet bow all whilst seducing a few passing maidens. As you may remember I was...

I lured him in with my wit, charm, biting intelligence and glorious dexterity when it comes to making balloon animals. I am serving up his favourite dinner ( allowed but once a year, I'm a very strict kitchen generalissimo) of golden crispily deep fried in vats of lard, ventricle stopping...

And then just when I thought life couldn't get much worse, I spotted this pic of Demi Moore, now she is two years older than me and manages to look this, I tell you it's an unfair world, now I know everyone will cry plastic surgery and yes there are no doubts that her body has been sliced and...

The ever so pedantic rat catcher who at first seemed quite sweet and passionate about his job but who slowly wore me down with his unrequested views on Royalty, class and landowners until his crazed conspiracy theories on the causes of World War I - the Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Gavrilo...

I confess to touching it, ok more than that I've almost waltzed it cheek to cheek around my entire house and taken it on an imaginary life with me. It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we...

I've been up a lot of ladders this week, a horribly high shaky one that made me look as if I was spinning an imaginary hoola hoop around my hips as I quiveringly tried to reach my bedroom light which is so covered in dust its beginning to look like a reliquary from Tutankhamun's tomb. I...

 

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