I want to believe that she's in the right with her Malibu Country fight with Gretchen, but when they sat down to talk about it last night, Gretchen actually sounded far more calm, rational and fair than Heather when they were discussing who was pursuing what. Sure, I believe that Gretchen...

Back in San Diego, Alexis and Jim went shopping. Jim bought himself $27,000 worth of watches. Their house is currently in foreclosure, just in case anyone was wondering. Too bad you can't pay a house payment with an overpriced watch. Or two. He has two, would anyone like to buy them? I'm...

Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was one of those slightly tedious midseason evening where not a whole lot happens except vicarious shame for everyone watching, or as Bethenny said on Watch What Happens Live, ain't nothin' going on but the rent. These ladies have to pay...

It's certainly not our new housewife Peggy, who we met last night. And it's not Gretchen, who seems to have lost all sense of humor about herself since last season. Or Vicki, who is Vicki. So far this season, Tamra and Alexis seems to be the least awful cast members, and it pains me to even...

On top of all that, last night's episode brought an 80s theme party, so things were even tackier than usual. Also: Who knew they still made hair crimpers? Despite Bravo's promise of a wild episode, all the got from our Housewives this time around was a bunch of build-up with no release. Is...

for lateness, everyone – my morning was mostly spent at the post office and bank, so you can imagine how much fun I was having during the time that I usually finish up my Real Housewives of Orange County recap. Luckily, our Left Coast ladies gave me plenty of material during their sixth...

Them divorce papers! Booyah! Last night clearly was not Mellie's night. 3. The Prince of Caldonia serving the Queen of Caldonia. When he found out his mother was to blame for his wife's murder, the prince was none too happy. "The only time I'll be able to stand the sight of your face is at...

I didn't expect I'd ever say this, but last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was completely terrifying. And not in a "quiet terror of upper-middle class suburban disaffection" way, but in a real, life-or-death, "visceral remind of our own eventual mortality" way. If you're...

Last night, sometimes totally unexpected happen: the Real Housewives of Orange County went someplace cold. Canada, to be exact, after a quick explanation that Lydia is Canadian so they all must go to Canada. Yes, that was the entire explanation for the big group vacation, and as far as I can...

Apparently, the brainchild of Ryan Seacrest, the "Mani Cam" made it's debut with some of the leading ladies in Hollywood for the first time last night. Stars were asked to let their fingers do the walking on the first ever "Mani Cam" red carpet. E! news had all the breaking nail news as well...

 

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