) but I do have alzheimers plans that i have shared with my daughter and that involve how I must be kept up and they are remarkably like yours! 1) hair - coloured and coiffed. No putting back in pony tail to reveal high wide forehead that is somewhat prone to having cars drive it 2) under no...

It has been a long walk up the aisle for the girl once mocked as Waity Katy but hopefully this marriage will turn out to be a true life fairytale, although we all know that the reality of marrying into the restraint and obligations of Royalty can be as constricting as medieval...

How utterly, utterly perfect. Mother Nature I salute thee. Back on Monday 25th, you know where to send the expired Valium prescriptions and anything else to. PS. Vanessa at Luxuria, if you are reading, I'm at your favourite hotel, I'll be in the bar at 7pm for bubbles.

Favourite Film: Clockwork Orange - I still love it just because it meant so much to me when I was young and I know it sounds really twisted but it was the way that I came to understand what England was like - in terms of how they live, the council houses, the women with green hair, its like...

Helen: yes that's how I see tartan trews worn, it's a great look, very dashing indeed. Duchesse: yes that's true about France and breton tops, perhaps I need to step boldly out in my ancestral tartan. SP: I want a wardrobe of GTH pants! FF: Fanksgiving - I can see that catching on! I've...

Get FResh: I love how you know all this minutae, I'd have you on my team on University Challenge. I love old printing presses, it's all going to be pretty obsolete soon. Annie: Uhm, er well, I have two pairs - I know - I'm insane!

reading matter by or about Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and other 'K' loving types, people who name their children after their 'lounges' or drugs overdose suicide victims, to name but a few)

On return from Marrakesh, I pondered on how long it would take to train a cobra to swing his hips for me as I whistled on my old school flute, on return from Israel I made so much hummus, it could have been used as mortar to rebuild the Wailing Wall and on return from Cuba, cigar smoke and...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

Yes, father's day here too this weekend, how odd that mother's day has different dates. Have a lovely dinner with your family. Sara Louise: Have the villagers been warned? Have a fab time! Hattatts: You know the drill : standards must be maintained! LR: It's just started here, i'm amazed...

 

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