" ( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls) I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

Aside from best laid plans it has been a week of summer frocks, caramel tarts and blooming wisteria. 'No sex please we're Bucklish" shoes. Not one I made earlier, my friend N dropped off a box of these. And with a little luck, it will be a weekend of sweet nothings. Have a great...

Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts Gok's Fashion Fix and owns hip boutiqueStart London Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things. In a nutshell: Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese Favourite drink:...

Don't you think it looks like an upturned smile? Not a dirty old fag coming out of my thumb! Hmm maybe the reflection from my bag? This weekend all of my winter coats will be packed away. There is an old Scots saying: Ne'r shed a cloot, till May is oot. I have no idea what this means,...

Later on the couch I want to look at myself, with my bucket of KFC on my left side, my Revels, crisps and bottle of Bourbon on the right and think: 'wow my Avatar has really been putting the hours in.' Ooh, feel that I'm breaking all of the old sumptuary laws. My prototype needs a...

i Some are born, some are made, but what is indisputable is that blondes can turn heads faster than Old Nick did in The Exorcist. When Garnier asked me to write about their Nutrisse range for blondes, my inner English rose slumped then wondered what shade of blonde she could ever turn her...

Photo: Jeremy Sutton Hibbert That huffy little slumped urchin above is my sweet self at a ball eleven years ago; Oscar de la Renta dress, elaborately coiffed hair piled high like Rapunzel's turret ( my old signature half up half down, party mullet hairstyle) and the biggest pair of huffy...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

I love old printing presses, it's all going to be pretty obsolete soon. Annie: Uhm, er well, I have two pairs - I know - I'm insane!

On return from Marrakesh, I pondered on how long it would take to train a cobra to swing his hips for me as I whistled on my old school flute, on return from Israel I made so much hummus, it could have been used as mortar to rebuild the Wailing Wall and on return from Cuba, cigar smoke and...

 

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