Remember the brouhaha with the exterminator last week? Well I have taken the matter into my own hands or make that two sheets of extra thick paper towel welded together with masking tape. Snap thunk went the first trap, I gingerly opened the cupboard door peered in using peripheral...

Myself at Hotel Cipriani last year Perceived wisdom would have us put away childish things but an exemption has always been sought and secured for the annual season of hide and seek. The time is almost upon us when grown ups revert to playing dress up, when the historic stone and dark waters...

" ( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls) I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

Look there I am, the epitome of the elegance of travel last seen in a bygone era, soignee and sophisticated, my butler Carson is tarrying behind as usual, bowed under a ziggurat of scented monogrammed valises made from ostriches hand reared on a diet of Jersey double cream and rose petals. The...

As there is nothing on television tonight, and I have already washed my hair, made two loaves and three pizza bases, cleaned the oven, worked out, pitched for a job and weeded the garden, I have spent the last 20 minutes playing at adult dolls - sadly Mr Ken was unavailable for the play...

Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts Gok's Fashion Fix and owns hip boutiqueStart London Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things. In a nutshell: Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese Favourite drink:...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

Last week The Telegraph reported that the Danish sperm bank Cryos which is the largest in the world, had closed their doors to red headed sperm donors. The director of Cyrus said 'In Ireland it sells like hotcakes but not here." Oops, sorry, did I put you off your pancakes this morning?...

Une femme: I know, it doesn't come round often enough! Sartre: How funny, I find it sweeter than some others, I love exploring the nuances of champers - well who wouldn't? Vir: My inbox is usually empty, i think I was at home for 6 months last winter -soon enough I'll be back in...

F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit. Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...

 

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