"Oh! Did you see that girl! Wait, why are you taking pictures of her? You're not going to put that picture on that blog are you?" "Well, It's an interesting outfit, " I said. "She has holes in her shirt! Why would anyone wear a shirt that has holes in it? Outside. And in daylight...

And someone to secretly, shamefully see Water For Elephants with me and then loudly protest it after because god, chick flicks are just awful and gross even if they are actually good and amazing, aren't they? WHO GOES TO THOSE ha ha ha ha awkward laugh NOT ME except you know maybe sometimes,...

Admittedly, we're drinking underage and laughing and talking and a woman, who is maybe a size 12, walks by. She is wearing a bikini and someone says, "Really, who does she think she is? She's too fat to wear that. She shouldn't even be here." People laugh. Not one of my super-smart cool...

Mine included: Good dancer, dark eyebrows, makes me laugh. Not much has changed (OMG JK LOL). Attraction's a weird thing. First off, there has to be a physical spark, and I've always leaned towards girls who bear some sort of passing resemblance to my mother (#Freudian), thus the dark...

 

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