Snap thunk went the first trap, I gingerly opened the cupboard door peered in using peripheral vison only, spotted a puce tail, slammed it shut and thought, what next? And so the gauntlet of power was born. I have been unable to wrestle the mouse's cold rigid body from the trap, so DIY...

" ( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls) I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

right right must pull myself together, Friday Musings are not just about unravelling in public. Meet the B &P bride Mr & Mrs Bird have moved into the des res below Mother Nature has been roaring in my back garden this week, it has been such a long time since I have felt so exhilarated and...

It's a bit sneaky of us, hubs birthday is in maudlin soaked January and I'm able to say with largesse "I'm taking you off somewhere warm and tropical" and in June he says "I'm taking you somewhere I want to go - do come along!" It's haute marital selfishness dressed up as a ribbon wrapped...

Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts Gok's Fashion Fix and owns hip boutiqueStart London Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things. In a nutshell: Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese Favourite drink:...

F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit. Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

Brevity is the soul of wit, the velvety eared one will never find himself backed into Pseud's Corner. This has indeed been a dark and stormy week, ferocious gales have landed on the land of ferocious Gaels (oh alright then, and Picts and Vikings but that sullies my word play no end) and...

It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we shall sit on the amps at the side of the stage, I shall take you for cocktails in glamorous hotel bars and on wet afternoons you will sit by my side...

The ever so pedantic rat catcher who at first seemed quite sweet and passionate about his job but who slowly wore me down with his unrequested views on Royalty, class and landowners until his crazed conspiracy theories on the causes of World War I - the Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Gavrilo...

 

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