Did this Facts of life sound more negative than usual? That'd be because I'm in a dark, dark little world. My internet's surfing at dial-up speed, the heating in my house won't switch off, it's about infinity degrees in here, I have RSI, my nose keeps bleeding and I feel like Gollum. GOODBYE...

com (the inspiration behind these facts of life posts ) lives in Los Angeles. Katherine and I love Alexi Wasser. And so for the past two days, I've been stalking her nonstop trying to get her to hang out with us in LA. So far, there's been no response. But I'm still holding out hope. What's...

a hard time adjusting to fame, the money and popularity ain't all they cracked up to be and life is just generally meaningless. Therefore, to Drake out (alternatively: Draking out), means to get into that dark, dark place. 9. Haw-lin, the image database where I get the majority of my Facts...

Seeing a theme here? I think is the perfect song to sum up this week's Facts of life. Anybody else who's Draking Out out there needs to remember that golden rule that I sometimes forget: Everything's going to be alright. 10. Finally, I've been shooting a lot lately and I plan on keeping it...

Mates! It's been such a long time since I did one of these bad boys, but I guess I got sidetracked with outfit posts and answering relationship questions and deejaying and everything else that I just never got round to writing a new edition of The Facts Of Life, and you know how it is when...

life advice from Bruce Willis, cover-boy of this month's GQ: "Just shut up." Are you there God? It's me, Isaac. Any tips? 9. Best burn I've heard in a long time: "Tom Hanks called. He wants his face back... From Philadelphia." 10. Usual length of time it takes me to write one of these here...

One of life's little pleasures involves going to clubs and watching people sing along to famous American songs. It is literally amaaaaazing what they come up with when they don't know the real words. 3. Unlike New Zealanders, the French are very, very definite in their opinion of what's cool...

Good for reminiscing about your sorry sorry life. 4. My mate Ryan Koopmans put me onto by Brian Eno about a year ago, and it is one of the best I've ever heard. I had to listen to it about five times before I really started getting it, but ever since it's been on constant rotation. Also...

I saw The Hangover Part 2 last night, and these are my thoughts: it was way funnier than the first film; Ken Jeong steals the show every time he opens his mouth, and has the smallest penis I've ever had the pleasure of seeing on the big screen; that facial tattoo is my worst nightmare;...

In honour of my awkward day, this Facts of life is devoted to things I find awkward. Enjoy. 2. Telling my roommate's girlfriend how much I hate his redundant, unattractive and impractical briefcase, only to discover that she bought him the briefcase for his birthday. :-/ 3. Young teenagers...

 

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