Remember the brouhaha with the exterminator last week?
Well I have taken the matter into my own hands or make that two sheets of extra thick paper towel welded together with masking tape.
Snap thunk went the first trap, I gingerly opened the cupboard door peered in using peripheral...
( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls)
I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...
Today, my husband will be my courtier - a cross between a well trained butler and a whip lashed pit pony.
If he says no to anything, it's off to the shed with him.
Have a regal weekend everyone!
Oh almost forgot:
Here is the recipe for one of the cakes today, alongside a traditional...
Last week one of my Canadian readers, Dannie, challenged me to make my own Royal Wedding List:
What would I wear? Where would I stay and what would I give to The Royal Couple?
As there is nothing on television tonight, and I have already washed my hair, made two loaves and three pizza...
Like all good walkers, D kept the champagne flowing, here we are three sheets to the wind.
He is 17 years younger than me - does he not look like the son I never had ... ahhhhh!
His mother is one of Scotland's blonde uber glamour pusses. Her wardrobe rivals the Queen of Sheba's.
Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts
and owns hip boutiqueStart London
Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things.
In a nutshell:
Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese
It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we shall sit on the amps at the side of the stage, I shall take you for cocktails in glamorous hotel bars and on wet afternoons you will sit by my side...
F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit.
Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...
) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave.
Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...
Later on the couch I want to look at myself, with my bucket of KFC on my left side, my Revels, crisps and bottle of Bourbon on the right and think: 'wow my Avatar has really been putting the hours in.'
Ooh, feel that I'm breaking all of the old sumptuary laws.
My prototype needs a...