She probably doesn't know how to use a computer at all and thinks her email account lives inside of her Blackberry, sort of like my dad. Except dear old dad has an excuse, because he's 20 years older than Sonja. Speaking of Sonja, we then accompanied her and a non-housewife friend to get a...

Her name is Ramona Singer. Not that she was the only problem last night. Not by a long shot. In fact, I'm not entirely sure how I'm going to recap what went on. When the episode was over, Megs and I sat in stunned silence, completely unable to think thoughts or feel feelings. Well, other than

A few of our housewives (ahem, Sonja) were dearly in need of a reminder that just because they put on wedding dresses didn't mean it was actually their special day. There was a bit of other drama woven in, but mostly last night's episode revolved around Sonja's grand-marshalling of the...

Perhaps Bravo planned a boring episode on purpose so as to not waste a good one in RHNJ's wake, and it looks as though the next three weeks of the Great Moroccan Adventure are going to be Scary Island Part Deux, so we'll let this week's ho-hum show slide. But not slide entirely – the recap...

But I couldn't stay away for too long, because who can resist a new episode of Real Housewives of New York? I can't. Last night's show perhaps wasn't a game-changer, as far as the season goes, but there were some fireworks here and there. We all saw Sonja's bruised rear end because she made...

But where was she? Were there other, better cameras waiting for her in Sydney? Did Bobby have to tie her up and roll her onto the plane on a pair of handtrucks in order to get her away from Bravo's production crews? How in the world did our most attention-seeking cast member see fit to take...

Instead of being a polite guest, Cindy brought her assistant along and decided to conduct a full-on speakerphone conference call on her Blackberry in the middle of Sonja's kitchen while breakfast was being served. And then when she was asked to end the phone call, Cindy acted like she was the...

Last night's premiere of Real Housewives of New York didn't have much of a story or plot to speak of, but in the hands of our squawking New York broads, a passel of non-narrative clips and some random bickering became an excellent first episode of our latest jaunt to Scary Island – Manhattan,...

Kelly quit a conversation midway through to do sand angels. I didn't even know sand angels were a thing that people did. Can we get Jill back, please? Do we, as a country, have an extradition treaty with Australia? Will they send her back if we charge her with some sort of crime here?...

Mostly it was the Sonja show yet again, though, which probably means that Sonja is smarter than she seems and found a way to finagle more camera time for herself since last season. And, well, she does a good job of it. The episode was comprised of a series of awkward dinner and cocktail...

 

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