Paris Vogue has unveiled its own Lolita in the diminutive shape of Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau, who at aged ten is already being compared to Bardot. There is an innocence in little girls playing 'dressing up', stomping around in their mother's high heels, lipstick smeared and wrapped in...

" ( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls) I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

I'm going to stop at the local pond to kiss a frog, so don't be alarmed if you read the headline " Middle Aged Woman Jailed For Molesting Frog" Sally - I'm hoping you'll spring me by Monday. If not will someone at least bake me a cake and drop it off at The Scrubs? 3. It's a morning...

Perhaps it's simply the age old draw of a girl whose father owns a brewery, as the good philosopher would know: in vino veritas, but in Guinness frothy good times. I have to make a bit of an effort as I have spent the last 4 days in my workout clothes looking like a house trained seal, this...

Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts Gok's Fashion Fix and owns hip boutiqueStart London Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things. In a nutshell: Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese Favourite drink:...

And now to the outfit above, sigh, it's the sweater that just isn't working for me for three reasons, a) I look like a busty barmaid pulling pints in an out of town pub b) I look like an ice cream sundae c) I look as if I should be sitting on a swivel stool at Schwab's waiting to be...

It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we shall sit on the amps at the side of the stage, I shall take you for cocktails in glamorous hotel bars and on wet afternoons you will sit by my side...

F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit. Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

Later on the couch I want to look at myself, with my bucket of KFC on my left side, my Revels, crisps and bottle of Bourbon on the right and think: 'wow my Avatar has really been putting the hours in.' Ooh, feel that I'm breaking all of the old sumptuary laws. My prototype needs a...

 

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