There's nothing more off-putting than a thick dude tryna get his Thom Browne on with a stingy break or a slender cuff, especially when he anticipates having to dance like a goddamned champion.
PEAK LAPEL; POINTY HARDWARE
A still from Psy's "Gangnam Style" music video.
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" Also, to recap all the (many MANY) hilarious outfits the dudes rock in the video. That cue means, just as you expected, we're breaking One Direction's "Kiss You" music video look by look. LEGGO!
SADDLED UP STREET CLOTHES
A still from One Direction's "Kiss You" music video.
YES, WE CONSIDER THIS A LOOK
A still from Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie (Ft. Jay-Z)" music video.
Photo: RCA Records
AFKLDFKLAGJDF. It only happens for a few seconds, but we just had to include this shot of Justin shirtless getting a massage. It's a wardrobe change in the sense that...
So even if Jay and Kanye's individual caps aren't available, how can we get the look?
The caps that were released August 8 are currently sold out but will be made available again by the 23rd. They're available exclusively at RSVP Gallery, in-store, online, or by phone
Kanye West recently delivered another one of his glorious auto-tuned speech/songs to his hometown audience in Chicago. In the musical tribute, West addresses all of Michael Jordan's accomplishments and what MJ as an individual contributed to the sport of basketball and the city of Chicago....
Slow Down" music video.
Photo: Hollywood Records
It's a shame we barely even get to see this number from the waist up, but even just from the neckline, we'd recognize this Dolce & GabbanaSpring 2012 gem-encrusted bodysuit anywhere.
MIDNIGHT SLICKED MANE
A still from Selena Gomez's "Slow...
" Aww, poor guy, just trying to do his job!
5 JUSTIN BIEBERS?
A still from One Direction's "Best Song Ever" music video.
Photo: Simco Limited
Iiiis it just us or does this just look like a group of 5 Justin Biebers circa his "Never Say Never" tour?
HAUS OF DIRECTION
A still from One...
It's almost an exact revival of her "Complicated" music video look from 2002—which, coincidentally, she released when she was about 18. Talk about coming full circle! And you'd never know she's 28 now, because even with that glistening 14-carat rock on her hand (courtesy of Chad), a fashion...
Listen, I recognize that this is a HUGE stretch, but looking at this shirt, we can't help but project that this is an illustration of Kanye putting together this "Bound 2" video, conjuring ideas on a mountaintop, watching them play out first in his mind's eye. PLUS, if you...
then approached Kanye to create a line of five silk scarves using the art from the hip-hop star's latest album, combining M/M's baroque lettering with artist George Condo's provocative paintings.
To hear it from Amzalag and Augustyniak, working with Kanye was quite an experience, "a complex...