– Melissa had just finished pushing some lawyer out the front door of her Christmas party at Teresa's request. She had been given the heave-ho over the vociferous objections of Kim G, who had brought her to the party in the first place, despite being well aware that Teresa would be there...

Are there people out there who don't know someone who's died on one of those things? Because I certainly do. Caroline did. It's not uncommon. Particularly if you're a drunk asshole. A motorized vehicle + uneven ground + dark + alcohol = dead people. But like I said about Teresa shooting giant...

Inspired by the last of Cocteau's films, WHERE WE ARE THERE IS NO HERE is made to create a special place in the inner world. The world of poetry. The world of the imagination. The world of the surreal. WHERE WE ARE THERE IS NO HERE is carefully worked from ISO E Super, Hedione, Moroccan,...

A patented Gorga look, which allows the family to communicate without words of any kind, and Teresa ignored it! So what else was he supposed to do but start a physical altercation (altarcation? It was a christening, after all...) if she was going to be so bold as to ignore his look? She left...

As soon as a smell comes along we are covering it up. Whether it comes from the body, the neighbourhood, we cover it up. We clean the floor with products that smell of granny smiths. We don't have the chance to discover our own body smell. I think you should find out first, before you decide...

Pretty soon, it was time for Kathy's tasting party and the all-housewives gathering that it necessitated. Melissa got there a bit early to dish about what had gone on at the playdate with Teresa last week, and even though some gossiping was done, it was all completely accurate to what...

Tell us ladies, which hairstyles are you going for in 2011? –Geneva S. Thomas

Let's all just marinate in the intensity of that burn for a second, shall we? It hurts because it's true – Teresa had to have had help, there's no way she understands fractions. That's not where the harsh words ended, though. Teresa also took to the pulpit to decry the tackiness of a...

Teen "influencers" are making bank off of their covetable online presences. According to Co.Lab, kids with large followings on YouTube, Twitter, Vine, Instagram, and Pinterest are making thousands of dollars a day through brand endorsements. (Since Facebook makes users pay to reach target...

Model BFFs Cara Delevingne and Kendall are apparently going to be roomies, according to reputed news source The Daily Mail. A source claims the two top jet set models are "taking their relationship to the next level," which obviously means their apartment is a penthouse but you're supposed to...

 

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