" ( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls) I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

It has been a long walk up the aisle for the girl once mocked as Waity Katy but hopefully this marriage will turn out to be a true life fairytale, although we all know that the reality of marrying into the restraint and obligations of Royalty can be as constricting as medieval...

The reality is that I am a woman on the edge of a nervous breakdown. What has brought this on? Nothing but good fortune, two impromptu meetings, one in London and the other in Monte Carlo - for a day - oh I am crumbling again. I am not a good traveller or even particularly good at life. I...

Last week one of my Canadian readers, Dannie, challenged me to make my own Royal Wedding List: What would I wear? Where would I stay and what would I give to The Royal Couple? As there is nothing on television tonight, and I have already washed my hair, made two loaves and three pizza...

When it comes to style sur la plage I'm wallowing at the bottom of Davy Jones locker. I have a couple of trips looming so I am looking for inspiration. I like a retro look. i love this Juicy Couture swimsuit from ASOS but it's £172 which would deplete my cockatil budget so I think...

Brix Smith Start lounging in Mae West style. As I have spent the day racing round and round like a wind up bath toy please forgive me for posting a golden oldie excerpt. Not a reference to the blondedynamo above but the Q & A of an interview I did with Brix for an At Home feature. Ex...

Later on the couch I want to look at myself, with my bucket of KFC on my left side, my Revels, crisps and bottle of Bourbon on the right and think: 'wow my Avatar has really been putting the hours in.' Ooh, feel that I'm breaking all of the old sumptuary laws. My prototype needs a...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave. Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit. Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...

It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we shall sit on the amps at the side of the stage, I shall take you for cocktails in glamorous hotel bars and on wet afternoons you will sit by my side...

 

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