Did this Facts of life sound more negative than usual? That'd be because I'm in a dark, dark little world. My internet's surfing at dial-up speed, the heating in my house won't switch off, it's about infinity degrees in here, I have RSI, my nose keeps bleeding and I feel like Gollum. GOODBYE...

If I could remember this quote every time I got angry, I would be a much happier person: "Do not dwell on the unpleasant things in life." Positivity begets positivity, negativity begets negativity, so be positive! Okay? 9. Because it goes with the theme of this post, and because I can't stop...

A good friend of mine has been flirtatiously texting a lady of late, but yesterday he found out the lady was, in fact, a lady-boy. Probably a distinction you'd want to make before taking the relationship to the next level. Something tells me he's going to proceed all the same. 6. "That...

I have always prided myself on the fact that I never hock my freebies to turn a profit. Lots of people do, but something about it makes me feel seedy or dishonest. Sure there was that one pair of Karen Walker sunglasses I put on Trademe back in 2008 when I couldn't afford to pay my rent, but...

I've never come so close to a heart attack in my entire life. The good news is, I made the flight (though I was the last one on board and they were calling my name over the loud speakers). The bad news is, I didn't make it to the bathroom. There's a big concrete flowerpot at JFK that probably...

Mates! It's been such a long time since I did one of these bad boys, but I guess I got sidetracked with outfit posts and answering relationship questions and deejaying and everything else that I just never got round to writing a new edition of The Facts Of Life, and you know how it is when...

Seeing a theme here? I think is the perfect song to sum up this week's Facts of life. Anybody else who's Draking Out out there needs to remember that golden rule that I sometimes forget: Everything's going to be alright. 10. Finally, I've been shooting a lot lately and I plan on keeping it...

In honour of my awkward day, this Facts of life is devoted to things I find awkward. Enjoy. 2. Telling my roommate's girlfriend how much I hate his redundant, unattractive and impractical briefcase, only to discover that she bought him the briefcase for his birthday. :-/ 3. Young teenagers...

life advice from Bruce Willis, cover-boy of this month's GQ: "Just shut up." Are you there God? It's me, Isaac. Any tips? 9. Best burn I've heard in a long time: "Tom Hanks called. He wants his face back... From Philadelphia." 10. Usual length of time it takes me to write one of these here...

com (the inspiration behind these facts of life posts ) lives in Los Angeles. Katherine and I love Alexi Wasser. And so for the past two days, I've been stalking her nonstop trying to get her to hang out with us in LA. So far, there's been no response. But I'm still holding out hope. What's...

 

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